Well, the tantalising result from this years EU referendum debate is finally in, and might I add that we are by definition, well and truly fucked. I would naturally have an overheated debate with incompetent morons on the internet who voted to leave, but alas I am a drop of water amongst a sea of crashing waves.
Well I'm moving to Scotland, who actually have a thing you leave voters seem to lack, also known as "logic", where I will spend the rest of my days struggling to pay for the ever increasing sum of student debt and university fees, partly to blame on the brexit campaign and their genius decision; simultaneously waiting for the perfect